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RINGTONE THEATRE: Volume 1

By Ringtone Theatre, 2009


Ringtone Theatre album
UPC Code # 884502030242

Your Byte-Size Comedy Show! Composer Suzannah Doyle has joined farces with a troupe of 25 talented actors, musicians, comedians and improv-isarians to bring you this album of 50 musical comedy ringtones and short sketches underscored with stylistic TV & movie music.

These epic comedy mini masterpieces of stage, screen and the hilarious everyday world are set to music and presented in 30 seconds or less (or more, if we feel like it) for your mini humor break or cellphone listening pleasure!

“I use these comedy sketches every time the IRS calls. That way I laugh when answering  instead of crying — and it’s kept me out of prison. Thanks, Ringtone Theatre!” 

E. Madge Inary, famous made up satisfied customer

You’ll find movie satires, parodies, and outside-the-box spins on everything from Nigerian email scams to celebrity impersonations such as James Bond calling regarding a mix-up in his Sushi Happy Meal order. Not to mention avant garde a capella songs such as “Banana Banana Banana” and a bit of eavesdropping on phone messages left for Jesus and God. And like a radio play, each comedy sketch has sound effects and/or original music by Suzannah Doyle and friends.

“I love these comedy sketches! Where’s my five bucks?”

People (not the magazine; the ones living in my basement)

It’s like having Saturday Night Live, Monty Python & You Don’t Know Jack on your phone!

Anon E. Muss

NOTE: THIS PROJECT IS TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS. HOWEVER, YOU CAN STILL LISTEN:

TRACK LIST

  1. Cellphone News Network: Tonight’s Top Story  :59  Eric Nepom/ Suzannah Doyle
  2. Lewis: I Like – Telephones :31  Eric Nepom/ Suzannah Doyle
  3. James Bond: Misplaced my Jaguar :30  A. Sivetz/ Suzannah Doyle
  4. Nigerian Scam (Ring Tone)  :57  J.C Jarvis/ Suzannah Doyle
  5. Aerobics Ring Tone Society of America  :50   Eric Nepom/ Suzannah Doyle
  6. Banana Banana Banana :60  Lyris Cooper/ Rylan Doyle/ Suzannah Doyle
  7. Zombie Recipe Club: Human Tar Tar :30  Suzannah Doyle/ Lyris Cooper
  8. Habib: Thank You for Calling America :29  Murray Lein/ Allen DeSomer
  9. In My Day: New Fangled Ringtones :30  Suzannah Doyle
  10. Bumblebee Ring Tone :23  Rimsky-Korsakov/ Neil Gladstone
  11. In a World Guy: Answer the Call  1:00  Leon Flood/ Suzannah Doyle/ Stuart Curtis
  12. Gone with the Ring Tone  :54  Eric Nepom/ Suzannah Doyle
  13. God’s Phone Mssgs: Manuel – Karaoke Invite  :30  A. Sivetz/ Suzannah Doyle
  14. Hysterical Wake Up Alarm :27  Suzannah Doyle
  15. It’s Your Broker  :32   Neal Gladstone/ Suzannah Doyle
  16. Bail Out Wall Street Telethon  :47  Eric Nepom/ Suzannah Doyle
  17. Ring Ring Jokes 3  :30  Michael Warner
  18. Phone Wars  :30  Michael Warner
  19. Habib’s Monsoon Fish Market  :30  Murray Lein/ Suzannah Doyle/ Allen DeSomer
  20. Cannibal Association: Eat Your Way to Health :30  Michael Warner/ Suzannah Doyle
  21. Latino Soap Opera Association  1:10   Suzannah Doyle/ Eric Nepom
  22. James Bond: Hello Dr. No :30   A. Sivetz/ Suzannah Doyle
  23. Jesus Phone Machine: Mother calling :30   Michael Warner/ Suzannah Doyle
  24. Hockey Men Who Knit :30   Jackson Frisbie/ Rylan Doyle/ Bryce Hansen/ Suzannah Doyle/ Steve Soucy
  25. Hypochondriac Hotline  :30  Lyris Cooper/ Suzannah Doyle
  26. Top Secret Russian Codes  :51   Rylan Doyle/ Suzannah Doyle
  27. Queer Eye for the Zombie Guy  :29  Lyris Cooper/ Suzannah Doyle
  28. James Bond: Tea on Tuesday :30   A. Sivetz/ Suzannah Doyle
  29. Aunt Susie’s Affirmation Hotline  :30  Suzannah Doyle
  30. John Wayne: Pick Up the Phone  :52  J. C Jarvis/ Suzannah Doyle
  31. Jesus Phone Machine: Nazarene Insurance  :30  Michael Warner/ Suzannah Doyle
  32. Habib: Turbanator 2000  :59  Murray Lein/ Suzannah Doyle
  33. Zombie Recipe Club: Spaghetti & Eyeballs :30 Suzannah Doyle/ Lyris Cooper
  34. Haunted Ring Tone: Pick Up the Phone  :51  J. C Jarvis/ Suzannah Doyle
  35. Say, Dollface, Pick Up the Phone :49  J. C Jarvis/ Suzannah Doyle
  36. Instant Gratification Hotline  :30  Suzannah Doyle
  37. 7 Habits of Highly Successful Pirates  :41   Eric Nepom/ Suzannah Doyle
  38. Sexy Innuendo Ring Tone  :49  Suzannah Doyle
  39. Cannibals in Crisis  :30  Michael Warner/ Suzannah Doyle
  40. Relax, Dammit! (Guided Meditation) :55  Lyris Cooper/ Suzannah Doyle
  41. Jame Bond: Sushi Happy Meal :30   A. Sivetz/ Suzannah Doyle
  42. In a World Guy: Fluffy Happy Bunnies  1:06   Leon Flood/ Suzannah Doyle
  43. Discount Grim Reaper :30  Lyris Cooper/ Suzannah Doyle
  44. Habib: Discount Guru Phone Mssg  :30  Murray Lein/ Allen DeSomer
  45. Ross Perot-Gee: Fix America Now :37  Suzannah Doyle
  46. Self Esteem: I Do Not Suck  :30  Vicki Hannah Lein/ Suzannah Doyle
  47. Pompei Radio WR-O-N-G :30  Michael Warner
  48. Psycho Killer Hotline :30  Suzannah Doyle/ Nick Pugliese
  49. Gates of Heaven: Welcome (Enter 24-digit PIN) :30  Michael Warner/ Suzannah Doyle
  50. Sean Connery Fast Food Order :30  A. Sivetz/ Suzannah Doyle

STARRING THE RINGTONE THEATRE CO-HORTS:

Lyris Cooper • Allen DeSomer • Rylan Doyle • Suzannah Doyle • Leon Flood • Jackson Frisbie • Neal Gladstone • Vicki Hannah Lein • Bryce Hanson • J. C Jarvis • Murray Lein • Eric Nepom • Nick Pugliese • A. Sivetz • Steve Soucy • Michael Warner

MORE INFO: Album Credits

Ring Tone Theatre: A Collection of Epic Musical Comedy Masterpieces

© 2009 Ring Tone Theatre & Suzannah Doyle Music
All Rights Reserved.
Release Date: March 2009

Logo/ graphic design by DreamStarMusic

Recorded and mixed by Suzannah Doyle Music, Michael Warner, Allen DeSomer, Leon Flood, and Steve Soucy.
Mastering by Dave Trenkel of New and Improv
Graphic Design by Suzannah Doyle and David Erik.
Distributed by: No-one! We are taking a break!

All Ringtone Theatre materials copyright 2008-2011 by Suzannah Doyle Music and Ringtone Theatre unless otherwise noted. Scripts and ideas are created by those doing the voiceover, unless otherwise noted. All Rights (and wrongs) Reserved.

Many of the songs used to underscore Ringtone Theatre comedy sketches are composed by Suzannah Doyle & friends. For a listing of Individual Song Tracks/ Production Music by Suzannah Doyle, visit her Production Music Page.

Primary Sidebar

  • December Breeze CD
  • D.C. Direct! CD
  • TV and Movie Songs
  • More TV and Movie Songs
  • Music Trax: Musical Bits & Pieces CD
  • Ringtone Theatre: Volume 1

LISTEN: Cartoon & Circus Songs

https://suzdoyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/cartoon-circus-songs-by-suz-doyle.mp3

Songs: 1. Looney Toonies 2. Cuppa Joe 3.Toon Town Tango 4. Merry Go Round 5. Toon Town Hollywood

“At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.”“
– Albert Schweitzer

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