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Ringtone Theatre

Posted in Recordings at January 11th, 2009

Too funny for just a cellphone . .

graphic ringtone theatreYour Byte-Size Comedy Show!

TV and Movie composer Suzannah Doyle has joined farces with a troupe of talented actors, musicians, comedians and improv-isarians to bring you RINGTONE THEATRE .

These epic comedy mini masterpieces of stage, screen and the hilarious everyday world are set to music and presented in 30 seconds or less (or more, if we feel like it) for your mini humor break or cellphone listening pleasure!

“I use these comedy sketches every time the IRS calls. That way I laugh when answering  instead of crying — and it’s kept me out of prison. Thanks, Ringtone Theatre!”
– E. Madge Inary, famous made up satisfied customer

“I love these comedy sketches! Where’s my five bucks?”
– People (not the magazine; the ones living in my basement)

You’ll find movie satires, parodies, and outside-the-box spins on everything from Nigerian email scams to celebrity impersonations. And like a radio play, each comedy sketch has sound effects and/or original music by Suzannah Doyle and friends.

It’s like having Saturday Night Live, Monty Python & You Don’t Know Jack on your phone!

Ringtone Theatre’s first CD is a collection of 50 hilarious short comedy sketches. Get the details here. Just click on the link to hear the ringtone — and if you like, to instantly download it for personal use. New ringtones are added whenever we feel like it — so keep checking back to see what’s new!

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Newest Ringtones

  1. Apocalypse-stick :51 - Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer; script & additional music (”Alien Abduction”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Crazy Cat Lady Hotline (Full Version) 1:12 - Voiceover, script by John Jarvis, Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle. Music (”Banjo Noodling”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Crazy Cat Lady Hotline :30 - Voiceover, script by John Jarvis, Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle. Music (”Banjo Noodling”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Gospel Cellphone :30 - Voiceover, script & music by Barry Kerr.
  5. Hello? Hello? Hello! :30 - Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle.
  6. Private Eye: Ringtone Case :30 - Voiceover, script and Nick Drosophila, PI Character (as heard on NPR) by Neal Gladstone; music (”Femme Fatale theme”) by Suzannah Doyle (Stuart Curtis on Sax).
  7. Que Pasa Que Bueno :30 -Voiceover, script by John Jarvis, Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle.
  8. Rap: Phone is Ringing :30 - Voiceover and freestyle rap by David Landforce of MF Productions; based on script by Suz Doyle. Beats (”Can’t Beat That”) by Suz Doyle.
  9. Rap: Phone is Ringing :30 - Voiceover and freestyle rap by David Landforce of MF Productions; based on script by Suz Doyle. Music (”Call Was From Me, Man”) by Suz Doyle.

TV, Movies, Commercials

  1. Action Movie Trailer Parody :44 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Action Jackson”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Big Al’s House of Electroshock Therapy (full version) :43 - Voiceover & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  3. Big Al’s House of Electroshock Therapy :30 - Voiceover & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”Bg Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  4. Caffeine Man :30 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle; script by Suzannah Doyle and David Erik of Dreamstar Music; music (”CaffeineMan”) by Bryan Fusilier.
  5. Gone with the Ringtone :54 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Epic Trouble Brewing”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Harlan’s House of Ringtones :44 - Voiceover by Suz Doyle & Lyris Cooper; Script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  7. Hurt Locker, the Geriatric Years 1:04 - Voiceovers by Barry Kerr & Suz Doyle; script by Suz Doyle; music (”Happy Pills”) by K.O. Star (Kelvin BH Tan)
  8. Inception Parody 1:55 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Barry Kerr; script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Hitchcocky”) by Bryan Fusilier.
  9. Inigo Montoya Cellphone :30 -  Voiceover and script by Gregory Crawford; music (”Epic Trouble Brewing”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  10. Jack Sparrow Ringtone Accord :30 - Voiceover and script by Gregory Crawford; music (”A Pirate’s Life For Me”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  11. Matrix: Agent Smith Calling (Full Version) 1:06 -Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie & Rylan Doyle; script & music (”Hip Beats”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  12. Matrix: Agent Smith Calling :30 - Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie & Rylan Doyle; script & music (”Hip Beats”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  13. Munchkins: We Welcome You to Cell Phone Land :26 - Voiceover and original music (”Munchkin Land”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  14. Preacher Phone Sermon :30 - Voiceover & script by Barry Kerr; music (”Preacher Time”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  15. Queer Eye for the Amish Guy :30 - Voiceover and script by Lyris Cooper and Suz Doyle; music (”Hip Hop Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  16. Queer Eye for the Queer Guy :30 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; music (”Hip Hop Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  17. Queer Eye for the Space Shuttle Guy  :53 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper, Suz Doyle and Eric Nepom; music (”Hip Hop Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  18. Queer Eye for the Zombie Guy :29 - Voiceover by Lyris Cooper and Suz Doyle; original music (”Get Your Groove On”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  19. Speed Dial Movie Trailer 1:12 - Voiceovers by Leon Flood Productions, Eric Nepom, Barry Kerr & Suzannah Doyle; script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Hitchcocky”) by Bryan Fusilier.
  20. Star Trek: Cellphone Quest 1:12 - Voiceovers by Barry Kerr, Allen DeSomer, Berto Pugliese, Rylan Doyle and Suz Doyle; script & music by Suzannah Doyle.
  21. Third World Help Line  :58 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom; script by Suz Doyle & Eric Nepom; music (”Autumn Waltz”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  22. Twilight: the Geriatric Years  1:11 - Voiceover, script and music (”Epic Trouble Brewing”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  23. The Z Word :30 - Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Hip Hop Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  24. What’s My Question Game Show 2:37 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script and music (”Game Show Theme 2″ and “Tango Nights”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  25. What’s My Question Game Show :30 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script and music (”Game Show Theme 2″ and “Tango Nights”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Shakespeare

  1. Hamlet on Phones :30 - Voiceover & script by Barry Kerr; music (”Ye Maidens Fair”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Shakespeare on Flatulence :49 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Ye Maiden’s Fair”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Shakespearean Cellphone 1  :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Ye Maidens Fair”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Shakespearean Cellphone 2  :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Ye Maidens Fair”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Shakespearean Wake Up Alarm  :53 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Scottish Highlands”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Town Crier: Announcing Call :30 -Voiceover and music (”Crier on the Green”) by Michael Warner.

Geezers and Codgers

  1. Antique Cellphone Lament :30 - Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Hello, Ma Baby!”) Trad./ arr. Suzannah Doyle.
  2. In My Day: New Fangled Ringtones :30 - Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Arkansas Traveler”) trad.; arr/ perf. by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. In My Day: Thongs (full version) 1:00 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and Rylan Doyle; music (”Arkansas Traveler”) trad.; arr/ perf. by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. In My Day: Thongs :30 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and Rylan Doyle; music (”Arkansas Traveler”) trad.; arr/ perf. by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Sexting Grannies 1:36 - Voiceover & script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; music (”Toon Town Rag”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Sexting Grannies (short version) :30 -  Voiceover & script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; music (”Toon Town Rag”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. Where’s the Phone?  :30 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script by J. C Jarvis and Suz Doyle; music (”Hello, Ma Baby!”) Trad./ arr. Suzannah Doyle.

Notes from Down Under

  1. Aussies and Mozzies :30 - Voiceover, script &music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.
  2. Blowies and Aussies :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.
  3. Crocodile Snaps :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.
  4. Emu Postal Services :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.
  5. Koala Snoring :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.
  6. Modern Kangaroos :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.
  7. Possums on Roofs :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.
  8. Thongs & Budgie-Smugglers :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Blowies”) by Michael Warner.

Historical Figures

  1. Caesar’s Phone Machine Message :23 - Voiceover and original music (”Roman Tense”) by Michael Warner.
  2. Moses Movers: Cranky Camels :30 - Voiceovers by John Swanson & Rylan Doyle; script by Suzannah Doyle & John Swanson; original music (”Camel Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Moses Movers: Cranky Camels (full version) :54 - Voiceovers by John Swanson & Rylan Doyle; script by Suzannah Doyle & John Swanson; original music (”Camel Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Moses Movers: Low on Manna? (Full Version)  1:00 - Voiceovers by John Swanson & Barry Kerr; script by Suzannah Doyle & John Swanson; music (”Cranky Camels”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Moses Movers: Low on Manna?  :30 - Voiceovers by John Swanson & Barry Kerr; script by Suzannah Doyle & John Swanson; music (”Cranky Camels”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Moses Movers: Mass Exodus (full version) 1:01 - Voiceovers & script by John Swanson & Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Camel Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. Napoleon Blown-Apart :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Napoleon”) by Michael Warner.
  8. Nero’s Phone Machine Message :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Spaghetti Western”) by Michael Warner.
  9. Pharaoh Awakes :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Pharoah”) by Michael Warner.
  10. Rasputin: What is Ringtone? :30 - Voiceover and origina music (”Rasputin”) by Michael Warner.

Pirates, Explorers, Sports

  1. 7 Habits of Highly Successful Pirates :41 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; music (Drunken Sailor) trad.; arranged by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Bob from Alpha Centauri: Send Mechanic :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Oboe Chugger”) by Michael Warner.
  3. Hockey Men Who Knit :30 - Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hansen, Suz Doyle; original music (”NaNaNaNa/We Win”) by Steve Soucy.
  4. Open the Airlock Now :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Synthy Sally”) by Michael Warner.
  5. Phone Wars (Star Wars Parody) :30 - Voiceover and original music (”New Dawn”) by Michael Warner.
  6. Pirate Help Line :34 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (A Pirate’s Life for Me) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. This is Your Captain (Port Side Wing) :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Jetstream”) by Michael Warner.

Poetry and the Arts

  1. Ringtone Haiku 1  :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Sakura”) Trad. Japanese; arr. Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Ringtone Haiku 2  :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Sakura”) Trad. Japanese; arr. Suzannah Doyle.

James Bond Calling

  1. James Blonde: Salon Mishap :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. James Bond: Calling Mum :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. James Bond: Hello, Dr. No :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. James Bond: Lottery Numbers :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. James Bond: Misplaced My Jaguar :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script by Suz Doyle and A. Sivetz; original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. James Bond: Number Not Working :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. James Bond: Personals Ad Response :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. James Bond: Rendezvous Ice Palace? :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  9. James Bond: Repair Wetsuit? :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  10. James Bond: Sushi Happy meal :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  11. James Bond: Tea on Tuesday :30 - Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script by Suz Doyle and A. Sivetz; original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  12. Sean Connery Fast Food Order :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suz Doyle; script and original music (”Shaken, Not Stirred”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Motivation and Personal Growth

  1. ADD Hotline :38 - Voiceover and script by Eric Nepom; music (”Cuppa Joe”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Addiction Hotline :50 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script by Nick Pugliese and Suz Doyle; music (”Game Show Theme 2″) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Arlan’s House of Affirmations (Full Track) :45 - Voiceover and script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  4. Arlan’s House of Affirmations :30 - Voiceover and script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  5. Aunt Susie’s Affirmation Hotline :30 - voiceover and original music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Aunt Susie’s Break Up Guide :45  - Voiceover, script & music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. Law of Attraction Hotline :30 - voiceover and original music (”Winding Way”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Law of Subtraction Hotline :30 - by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; Voiceover and original music (”Waterwheel Theme song”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  9. Motivation: Do It Now  :30 - Voiceover/ script by Vicki Hannah Lein; music (”Cool It, Daddy-o”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  10. Motivation: Do It Now (full version)  1:00 - Voiceover/ script by Vicki Hannah Lein; music (”Cool It, Daddy-o”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  11. Relax, Dammit! (Guided Meditation) :55 - Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle. Original music (”Relax-ay-voo”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  12. Relax, Dammit! (Guided Meditation) :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Relax-ay-voo”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  13. Self Esteem: I Do not Suck :30 - Voiceover by Vicki Hannah Lein of Joyworks.US; original music (”Autumn Waltz”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Cannibals and Zombies

  1. Cannibal Association: Conference Keynote Speaker :33 - Voiceover and original music (”Feel Good Factory”) by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Cannibal Association: Eat Your Way to Health :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Eat Your Way to Health”) by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Cannibal Charity (Full Track) :40 - Voiceover, script and music (”Digital Indians”) by Michael Warner.
  4. Cannibal Charity :30 - Voiceover, script and music (”Digital Indians”) by Michael Warner.
  5. Cannibal News Network (Full Version) 1:13 - Voiceovers by Barry Kerr and Suzannah Doyle; script & music (”Global News Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Cannibal News Network  :30 - Voiceovers by Barry Kerr and Suzannah Doyle; script & music (”Global News Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. Cannibal News Network: This Just In :30 - Voiceovers by Barry Kerr and Suzannah Doyle; script & music (”Global News Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Cannibal Supermarket :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Comic Clarrie”) by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  9. Cannibal Support Hotline :30 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom; script and music (”Oog Play By Ear”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  10. Cannibals in Crisis :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Hear Me Call”) by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  11. Gourmet Cannibal Cookbook  :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Never in a Million Years”) by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  12. Zombie Recipe Club: Human Tar Tar :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle. Script by Lyris Cooper and Suz Doyle.
  13. Zombie Recipe Club: Spaghetti & Eyeballs :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle. Script by Lyris Cooper and Suz Doyle.

Personalized Name Ringtones (Blues style)

We have Personalized Musical Name Ringtones from A to Z.

  1. Aaron Ringtone (Blues) :30 -written/ performed by Michael Warner.
  2. Adam Ringtone (Blues) :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner.
  3. . . . and so on . . .

Visit these pages for the full list:

  1. Musical Name Ringtones, A to L
  2. Musical Name Ringtones, M to Z

Want YOUR name personalized in a ringtone? Contact us for details!

New! French Name Ringtones

If you enjoyed our personalized American Name Ringtones (with harmonies and blues style music), you’ll love our brand new French Name Tones! From Alain to Zacharie and Aimee to Zephyrine, you’ll find the names of 92 French men and women sung in classic jazz lounge style –with lead vocal (and French translation) by Hilary Stuchbery, and music, lyrics and harmonies by Michael Warner. Here’s a sampling:

  1. French Name Tone - Alain :30 - Lead vocal/ Fr. translation by Hilary Stuchbery; music/ harmonies by Michael Warner.
  2. French Name Tone - Zacharie :30 - Lead vocal/ Fr. translation by Hilary Stuchbery; music/ harmonies by Michael Warner.
  3. French Name Tone - Fleur :30 - Lead vocal/ Fr. translation by Hilary Stuchbery; music/ harmonies by Michael Warner.
  4. French Name Tone - Zephyrine :30 - Lead vocal/ Fr. translation by Hilary Stuchbery; music/ harmonies by Michael Warner.

Check out all our French Name Ringtones here while enjoying a baguette and espresso at your favorite cafe!

Family/ Relationship Ringtones

  1. Daddy’s Little Girl :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  2. Hey Dad, It’s Your Son :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  3. Hey Mister (Baby) :30 - Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle. Music (”Brahms Lullaby”) trad., arr. Suz Doyle.
  4. Hey Mom, It’s Your Boy :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  5. It’s Your Big Brother Ringtone :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  6. It’s Your Big Sister Ringtone :30 - - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  7. It’s Your Dad Ringtone :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  8. It’s Your Kid Sister :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  9. It’s Your Little Brother :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  10. It’s Your Mom Ringtone :30 -written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  11. Momma’s Little Girl :30 -written/ performed by Michael Warner. Music (”Family Ringtone Tune”) by Michael Warner.
  12. Story Time: Big Bad Cellphone :55 - Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle. Music (”Pop! Goes the Weasel”) trad.; arr./ performed by Suzannah Doyle.

God’s Phone Messages

  1. God: Let There Be Phone Machines :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz, Lyris Cooper, and Suzannah Doyle. Music (”Angelic Hootenanny) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. God’s Phone Mssgs: Manuel - Hendrix Hymns :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Angelic Hootenanny” and “Girls on the Run”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Manuel - Adam and Eve :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Angelic Hootenanny”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Manuel - Coveting Barbecues :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Angelic Hootenanny”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Manuel - Karaoke Invite :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Angelic Hootenanny”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Manuel - Plenary Indulgence :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Angelic Hootenanny”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. Manuel - Tobasco Communion Wafers :30 - Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Angelic Hootenanny”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Offices of God :30 - Voiceover, script and music (”Angelic Hootenany”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Jesus’ Phone Messages

  1. Back Soon :30 - Voiceover by Michael Warner; music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  2. James Calling  :30 - Voiceovers and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Jesus Body Double Call :30 - Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script by Suz Doyle; music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Jesus: Judas Calling (Full Track) - Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Jesus: Judas Calling :30 - Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Jesus: Olive Garden Calling :30 - Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Lyris Cooper; script and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  7. Jesus: Secret Service Calling :30 - Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Mother Calling  :30 - Voiceovers and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  9. Nazarene Insurance : 30 - Voiceover by Michael Warner; music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  10. Pontius Pilate Calling :30 -  Voiceovers and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  11. Ruth Calling  :30  - Voiceovers and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.

Nerds and Nutty Professors

  1. Atoms and Beerons :30 - Voiceover, script and music (”Whisky Waves & Sunset”) by Michael Warner.
  2. Lewis: I Can See You Right Now :32 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Lewis: I like Telephones :32 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Characters and Critters

  1. Bigfoot Classified Ad :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Oom Pah”) by Michael Warner.
  2. Chicken: Other Side of the Road  :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Country Filler”) by Michael Warner.
  3. Genie of the Cell Phone  :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Wendy”) by Michael Warner.
  4. Hunchback of Notre Dame Ad :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Parisienne”) by Michael Warner.
  5. This is the Cat :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Hitchcockish”) by Michael Warner.

The Great Beyond

  1. Call of the Wild :30 - Voiceover, script & music by Michael Warner.
  2. Gates of Heavens to Betsy :30 - Voiceover & script by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner & Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Gates of Heaven: Welcome (Enter 24 digit PIN) :30 - Voiceover, script and music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Gates of Heaven: Where’s My Halo? :30 -Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; script by Stuart Curtis and Suz Doyle; music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Gates of Heaven: Windows XP :30 - Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; script by Suz Doyle; music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner & Suz Doyle.
  6. Thank You for Calling Heaven :30 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script by Stuart Curtis & Suz Doyle; music (”Heaven”) by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle.

Musical Ring Tones

You can find full versions of some of the below songs on Suz’s Production Music Page.

  1. A Magnificent Mouse Named Max :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner. Full version of song is available on Suz’s Production music page. Watch the animated video here.
  2. Ba Dayo :30 - written/ performed by Michael Warner.
  3. Bach Invention No. 4 in Dm (Organ) :30 - J.S. Bach; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Banana Banana Banana :60- Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper, Rylan Doyle and Suzannah Doyle; underscored with Banana-fied beats by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Bhangra Basics (Sitar)  :30 - Music written/ performed by Allen DeSomer.
  6. Bhangra Basics (Tutari Horns) :31 - Music written/ performed by Allen DeSomer.
  7. Blow the Man Down :30 - Trad; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle. Vocals by Paul Bezanson and Doug Ulfers.  Full version of song is available on Suz’s Production music page.
  8. Bluegrass: Answer Your Phone :30 - written/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  9. Brahm’s Lullaby :30 - Johannes Brahms; arr/performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  10. Bumblebee Ringtone :23 - Trad. (Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov); arr./ performed by Neal Gladstone.
  11. Cell Phone Blues :39 - written/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  12. Egg McMuffin Groove :30 - written/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  13. Got Da Muscles  :55 - Voiceover and musical underscoring by a pumped up Suzannah Doyle.
  14. Hello! Ma Baby!  :30  - Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  15. Hello, It’s Your Phone :30 - Written/ performed by Barry Kerr, with Suzannah Doyle on piano.
  16. Hurley Burley, What a girlie :30 - Written/ performed by Michael Warner.
  17. I Have a Balloon :30 - Written/ performed by Suzannah Doyle & Devin Melanson. Full version of song is available on Suz’s Production music page.
  18. I’m a Little Ringtone :30 -Vocals & lyrics by Suzannah Doyle; music (”I’m a Little Teapot”) Trad./ arr. Suzannah Doyle.
  19. Jelly of the Month Club :30 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script and beats by Suzannah Doyle.
  20. Mixed Raga  :30 - Sitar music; written/ performed by Allen DeSomer.
  21. Old MacDonald Had a Ringtone :30 - Trad.; parody by Suzannah Doyle.
  22. Pick Up Your Cell Phone :30 - Written/ performed by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Full version of the song available on Suz’s production music page under the comedy/ novelty music category.
  23. Pick Up Your Phone (1950s Style) :30 - Written/performed by Suzannah Doyle, featuring Paul Bezanson on vocals.
  24. Playground :30 - Trad.; arr/ performed by Dave Walton.
  25. Ring a Zing Zing :27 - Worldish Rap-esque vocals by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis; techno beats by Suzannah Doyle.
  26. Row Row Row Your Boat :30 - Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  27. Sitar Spangled Banner :29 - Trad.; arr./ performed by Allen DeSomer.
  28. Star Spangled Banner - Solo Sax :30 - Trad; reflective solo sax arr. David Cudo
  29. Surfer Dudes  :30 - written/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  30. Thwak Zoom :30 - Voiceovers, script & music by Michael Warner.
  31. Vox Groove  :30 - Written/ performed by Michael Warner.
  32. Yellow Jello  :30 - written/ performed by Suzannah Doyle, Craig Farrel & David Johnson. Full length version also available.
  33. Zing Zang Zoom :20 - by Suzannah Doyle and Craig Farrell. Vocals by Craig Farrell.

Evening News and Radio Shows

  1. Cellphone News Network: Tonight’s Top Story 1:00 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Global News Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Pompei Radio WR-O-N-G  :30 - Voiceovers and original music (”All Fired Up”) by Michael Warner (2004).
  3. Pope Uses an iPhone 1:38 - Voiceovers and script by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; music (”Global News Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.

“In a World” Guy

  1. In a World Guy: Fluffy Happy Bunnies 1:06 - Voiceovers by Leon Flood Productons and Suz Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Tag! You’re It”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. In a World Guy: Only One Man Can Answer the Call  1:01 - Voiceovers by Leon Flood Productions and Suz Doyle; script by Suz Doyle; original music (”At the Finish Line”) by Suzannah Doyle and Stuart Curtis.
  3. In a World Guy: Will He Answer in Time? :30 - Voiceovers by Leon Flood and Suzannah Doyle. Script and music (”Poignancy”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. In a World Guy: Will He Answer in Time? 1:19 - Voiceovers by Leon Flood and Suzannah Doyle. Script and music (”Poignancy”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Soap Operas

  1. Latino Soap Opera 1:10 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Que Cantan Feliz”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Poorly Acted Soap Opera Association  1:02 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Soap Opera Drama Chords”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Soap Opera Hotline 1:02 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Soap Opera Drama Chords”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Business and Money Comedy

  1. Bail Out Wall Street Telethon  :47 - Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music (”Till Death Do Us Part - Oops, It Did”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. It’s Your Broker :32 - Voiceover by Neal Gladstone; original music (Stock Market Crash) by Suzannah Doyle.

Politics, Governments, Issues

  1. American Election Society 2008 Vote :43- Voiceover by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original underscoring music (”Game Show Theme 2″) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Dept. of Homeland Insecurity :30 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suzannah Doyle; script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Hitchcocky”) by Bryan Fusilier.
  3. Dept. of Homeland Security  :34 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suzannah Doyle; script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Hitchcocky”) by Bryan Fusilier.
  4. Global Warming Tips (Full Track) 1:25 - Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper, Suz Doyle, and Barry Kerr; idea by Davide Erik; script and music (”Autumn Waltz”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Global Warming Tips :30 - Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper, Suz Doyle, and Barry Kerr; idea by David Erik; script and music (”Autumn Waltz”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Ross Perot-Gee: Fix America Now :37- Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; underscored with Suzannah Doyle’s  version of  “Hail to the Chief - Quirky Style”.
  7. Top Secret Russian Codes  :51 - Voiceover by Rylan Doyle; original music (”Mother Russia”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Habib from India

  1. Habib: Central Casting Services  :30  - Voiceover by Murray Lein; script by Murray Lein and Suzannah Doyle; original sitar music by Allen DeSomer.
  2. Habib: Discount Guru  :30 - Voiceover by Murray Lein; script by Murray Lein and Suzannah Doyle; original sitar music by Allen DeSomer.
  3. Habib: Methane Reclamation Hotline :30  - Voiceover by Murray Lein; script by Murray Lein and Suzannah Doyle; original sitar music by Allen DeSomer.
  4. Habib: One with Everything :33- Voiceover by Murray Lein; underscored with original music (”Sitar Groove Loop”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Habib’s Holy Cow Tours  :30  - Voiceover by Murray Lein; script by Murray Lein and Suzannah Doyle; original sitar music by Allen DeSomer.
  6. Habib’s Monsoon Fish Market :30 - Voiceover by Murray Lein; script by Murray Lein and Suzannah Doyle; original sitar music by Allen DeSomer.
  7. Habib’s Shrine Repair  :27 - Voiceover by Murray Lein; underscored with “Snake Dance” (trad.) arranged/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Habib: Thank You for Calling America  :29 - Voiceover by Murray Lein; authentic sitar version of “The Star Spangled Banner” (trad.) arranged/ performed by Allen DeSomer.
  9. Habib: Turbanator 2000  :59  - Voiceover by Murray Lein; original music (”Tibetan Groove”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  10. Habib’s Holy Collectibles  :30 - Voiceover & script by Murray Lein; music (”Mixed Raga - Sitar”) by Allen DeSomer.
  11. Habib’s Urn Emporium Phone Message  :30 - Voiceover by Murray Lein; script by Murray Lein and Suzannah Doyle; original sitar music by Allen DeSomer.

Famous People

  1. Dracula: Red Cross Calling :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”No Really, Don’t Go In There”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Dr. Kevorkian :30 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music (”No Really, Don’t Go In There”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Dr. Seuss: Cellphone Ringing :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Dr. Seuss: There Goes That Phone :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Elvis for President  :44 -Voiceovers and script by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al” ) by Allen DeSomer.
  6. Hello, Dr. Frankenstein :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Don’t Go in There”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. John Wayne: Pick Up the Phone :52- Voiceover by John Jarvis; original music (”Western Shootout”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Marcel Marceau Phone (Full Track) :56 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script and music (”Glad Rags”) by Suzannah Doyle; Stuart Curtis, clarinet.
  9. Marcel Marceau Phone :30 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script and music (”Glad Rags”) by Suzannah Doyle; Stuart Curtis, clarinet.
  10. Say, Dollface, Pick up the Phone :49 - Voiceover by John Jarvis; original music (”Courtroom Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  11. Santa Claus Hotline :30 -Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Jingle Bells Boogie”) trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  12. Tooth Fairy Society  :30 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Silly Societies and services

  1. Alien Abduction Hotline 1:11 - Voiceovers & script by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Alien Abduction”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Astral Travel Hotline :30 - Voiceovers & script by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Caves of the East”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Amnesia Hotline :45 - Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle. Music (”Hello! Ma Baby”) Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Aunt Susie’s Evil Nemesis Summer Camp :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Bacon Hotline (Full Track) :44 - Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  6. Bacon Hotline :30 - Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  7. Bacon Hotline 2 (Full Track)  :45 - Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  8. Bacon Hotline 2  :30 - Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  9. Bacon Testimonials (Full Track) 1:01 - Voiceovers and script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”I’m a Little Teapot”) Trad.; arr. Suzannah Doyle.
  10. Bacon Testimonials :30  - Voiceovers and script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”I’m a Little Teapot”) Trad.; arr. Suzannah Doyle.
  11. Choppers Anonymous 1:40 - Voiceover by Jackson Frisbie, Suz Doyle & Rylan Doyle; script & music (”Till Death Do Us Part - Oops, It Did”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  12. Depressed Society of America :45 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis. Original music (”Slowly Falling Guitar Slides”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  13. Discount Ringtone Service :30 - Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music (”Till Death Do Us Part — Oops, It Did!” and “Intermission Song”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  14. Discount Surgery Center 1:00 - Voiceovers and script by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle; music (”Sunrise Appears” and “Surfer Dudes”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  15. Discount Wake Up Alarm Service :48 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music (”Merry Go Round”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  16. Existential Hotline  :30 - by Paul Bezanson and Suz Doyle. Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Sakura”) trad. Japanese; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  17. Flying Spaghetti Monster :30 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script and music (”Cosmic Spaghetti”) by Suzannah Doyle. Watch Video here.
  18. Heavy Breather Hotline :30 - Voicever, script by Suzannah Doyle & John Jarvis; music (”Game Show Theme 2″) by Suzannah Doyle.
  19. Hypochondriac Hotline :30 - Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music (”Tension Headache”) by Suzannah Doyle
  20. Instant Gratification Hotline :30 - Voiceover and original music (”Cool It, Daddy-o” by Suzannah Doyle.
  21. Narcistic Support line :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Wine Tasting in the Garden”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  22. Noah’s Ark Hotline :30 - Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; script & music (”Marchola”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  23. Not Your Fault Hotline (Full Track) 1:08 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script by Suz Doyle and Lyris Cooper; music (”Kidding Around”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  24. Paranoid Person’s Society :28 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis; SFX by Suzannah Doyle.
  25. Peeping Tom Society  :45 - Voiceover and original music (”Kidding Around”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  26. Personal Growth Reversal Hotline :30 - Voiceover & script by Barry Kerr; music (”Game Show Theme 2″) by Suzannah Doyle.
  27. Psychic Hotline :30 - by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music (”Bhangra Basics”) by Allen DeSomer.
  28. Slow Talking Guy :30 - Voiceover, script and music by Suzannah Doyle; idea by Stuart Curtis.
  29. Zen Master Institute 1:00 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script by Suz Doyle & Barry Kerr; music (”Sakura”) trad.; arr. Suzannah Doyle.

Alarm Tones

  1. Cranky Alarm Clock :30 - Voicever & script by Lyris Cooper; music (”Happy Pills”) by K.O. Star (Kelvin Tan)
  2. First I Was Sleepy  :30 - Voiceover, script & percussion by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Hysterical Wake Up Alarm :27 - Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Soap Opera Suspense Chords” and “Suspense Bits 2″) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Shakespearean Wake Up Alarm  :53 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Scottish Highlands”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Time to Wake Up 1:01 - Voiceover & script by John Jarvis; music (”Wake Up Beats”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Timid Alarm Clock :30 - - Voiceover & script by Lyris Cooper; music (”Clock Tower Bells”) trad./ arr. Suzannah Doyle.

Social Satires

  1. Aerobics Ringtone Society of America :50 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Game Show Theme 4″) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Are We There Yet? Parody :25 - Idea by Michael Warner; script, voiceover and original music (”Tag! You’re It!”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Captive Phone Audience :30 - Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music (”Hello, Ma Baby”) trad.; arr. Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Caveman Cellphone Ring :37 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music (”Oog Play By Ear”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Cell Phone Pick-up Artist  : 30  - Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music (”Behind Your Eyes”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  6. Cowboy Answer Phone :30 - Voiceover, script & music by Barry Kerr.
  7. Cry Baby Hotline 1:07  - Voiceovers & script by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; idea by Karina P; music (”Monkey Business”) trad.; arr Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Devil Deals :30 - Voiceover, script and music by Michael Warner.
  9. Flatulence Alert Response Team  1:08 - Voiceover & script by Gregory Crawford; music (”Hitchcocky”) by Bryan Fusilier.
  10. Flatulence Theatre :49 - Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music (”Wine Tasting in the Garden”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  11. Heebie Jeebies Society :30 - Voiceover, script & music (”Marchola”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  12. I Can Feel Me Vibrating :30 - Voiceover and script by Eric Nepom; music (”Femme Fatale Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  13. Incoming Call: Insert Coins  :30 - Voiceover, script and music (”Looking After Your Health”) by Michael Warner.
  14. Mad Libs Phone Line  :30 - Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle. Original music (”Cuppa Joe”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  15. Moscow Pizza Order 1:19 - Script by Suzannah Doyle & Rylan Doyle; Voiceover by Eric Nepom & Rylan Doyle; music (”Girls on the Run” and “Get Your Groove On”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  16. Narcolepsy Association 1:28  - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom, Suzannah Doyle nd Barry Kerr ; music (”Brahms’ Lullaby”) Johannes Brahms; arr.  Suzannah Doyle.
  17. Nigerian Scam Ringtone  :57 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis; Original music (”Tinkly Fairy Walking Music) by Suzannah Doyle.
  18. NW Nudist Association 1:12 -  - Voiceover and script by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle; music (”Femme Fatale Theme”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  19. Primates and Obelisks  :30  - Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hansen and Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Oog Play By Ear”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  20. Publishers Clearinghouse Calling :30 - Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script & music (”Game Show Theme 2″) by Suzannah Doyle.
  21. Ring Ring Jokes 1 :31 - Voiceover and original music (”Scoundrels”) by Michael Warner.
  22. Ring Ring Jokes 2 :31 - Voiceover and original music (”Scoundrels”) by Michael Warner.
  23. Ring Ring Jokes 3 :31 - Voiceover and original music (”Scoundrels”) by Michael Warner.
  24. Ringtone Association of England :30 - Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie & Suz Doyle; script by John Jarvis & Suz Doyle; music (”Jerusalem”) Sir Hubert Parry (1916); arr. Suzannah Doyle.
  25. Sexy Innuendo Ringtone  :49 - Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Femme Fatale Theme Song”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  26. Suicide Prevention Hotline :35 - Voiceover and original music (”Ominous Opening Credits Music”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  27. Terrorist: We Have No Camera?  :38  - Voiceover by Rylan Doyle; original music (”Caves of the East”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  28. Texting Truckers 1:28 - Voiceovers by Barry Kerr & Suz Doyle; script by Suzannah Doyle & Lyris Cooper; music (”Big Al”) by Allen DeSomer.
  29. Vuvuzela Stadium Horns - Eh? :45 - Voiceover, script and music (”Vuvuzela Rhapsody”) by Suzannah Doyle. Watch the video here.
  30. Wine Tasting Flatulence 1:11 - Voiceover by Jackson Frisbie; script & music (”Wine Tasting in the Garden”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Patriotic Ringtones

  1. Hail to the Chief - Quirky Style :37 Trad. (James Sanderson, 1810); arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Sitar Spangled Banner :29 - Trad.; arr./ performed on SITAR by Allen DeSomer.
  3. Star Spangled Banner - Solo Sax :30 - Trad; reflective solo sax arr. David Cudo
  4. See more patriotic songs (available in ringtone edits) on Suz’s Production Music Page.

Halloween Ringtones

  1. Bigfoot Tiny Buttons :30 - Voiceover & script by Barry Kerr; music (”Purple Dinosaur Walk”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Cell Phone Poltergeists :30 - Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle & Lyris Cooper; script & music (”Action Jackson”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  3. Discount Grim Reaper :30 - Voiceover, script by Lyris Cooper; original music (”No Really, Don’t Go in There”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  4. Halloween Hotline :30 - Voiceover, script &music (”Roll of the Undead”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Haunted Ring Tone: Happy Halloween :48 — Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Spooky Night”) by Suzannah Doyle
  6. Haunted Ring Tone: Pick Up the Phone :51 - Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle; original music (”No, Really, Don’t Go in There”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  7. Haunted Ring Tone: Scary Out There :43 - Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle; original music (”Lead Pipe Coming” and “Ghost Droppings” by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Maniacal Laughter :30 - Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, and assorted ghouls.
  9. Psycho Killer Hotline :30 - by Nick Pugliese and Suzannah Doyle. Voiceover and original music (”Epic Trouble Brewing”) by Suzannah Doyle.

Christmas and Holiday Ringtones

  1. Carol of the Bells :30 - Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  2. Deck Da Haw :30 - Voiceover, script & adaptation of “Deck The Halls” by Barry Kerr.
  3. Deck the Halls (guitar, tin whistle) :30 - Trad. Welsh; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle. Full version available on Suz’s production music page.
  4. Edna’s Thanksgiving Cooking :30 -Voiceover & script by Lyris Cooper; music (”Cuppa Joe”) by Suzannah Doyle.
  5. Geezer Talk Holiday Music 1:02 - Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Jolly Nu Shred Metalhead”) trad. (based on Jolly Old St. Nicholas) Trad.; arr/ adapted/ performed by K.O. Star (Kelvin BH Tan)
  6. God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen :30 - Trad.; arr/ performed by Another Dave (David Cudo and Suzannah Doyle), from the album December Breeze.
  7. Jingle Bells Boogie :30 - Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  8. Jingle Bells on Speed 1:01 - Trad.; arr/ performed by K.O. Star (Kelvin BH Tan)
  9. Jingo Bewu :30 - Voiceover, script & adaptation of “Deck The Halls” by Barry Kerr.
  10. Jolly Nu Shred Metalhead :53 - music “Jolly Old St. Nicholas” Trad.; arr/ adapted/ performed by K.O. Star (Kelvin BH Tan)
  11. K-Christmas Radio :30 - Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle; music Trad.; arr/ performed by K.O. Star (Kelvin BH Tan)
  12. Mildred’s Head Banging Christmas :30 - Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; script by Suz Doyle & Lyris Cooper; music “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” Trad.; arr/ performed by K.O. Star (Kelvin BH Tan)
  13. Santa Claus Hotline :30 -Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script by Suzannah Doyle; music (”Jingle Bells Boogie”) trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle.
  14. We Wish You a Head Banging Christmas :30 - music “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” Trad.; arr/ performed by K.O. Star (Kelvin BH Tan)

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